Disclaimer

This Is a Parody

This website is a parody, satire, and fan tribute created by friends of Chris Wofford. It is intended to be humorous and affectionate. It is not intended to impersonate Chris Wofford, to deceive anyone about his identity, or to represent his actual business in any way.

No Affiliation

This site is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or approved by Chris Wofford, Wofford's Landscaping & Design, or any related entity. The real Wofford's Landscaping & Design, if it has a website, is not this one.

No Commercial Purpose

This site does not sell anything, solicit work, collect payments, or generate revenue. It exists purely as a joke among friends. No landscaping services are being offered here. If you need actual landscaping work in Clarksville, Tennessee, please contact the real Chris Wofford through legitimate channels.

Why This Exists

Chris is our friend. We like him. We also like making fun of him. This site is the intersection of those two facts. It is a birthday-prank-adjacent creative project, not a business tool.

Parody and the Law

Parody is a recognized form of protected expression. Under Tennessee law, the use of a person's name or likeness for purposes of parody is expressly recognized as a permitted use in right-of-publicity matters. This site is non-commercial, clearly labeled as a parody, and not confusingly presented as the real Chris's official presence.

That said, we're friends, not lawyers. If Chris or anyone connected to him has a problem with this page, we'll take it down. That's the deal. The joke only works if everyone's laughing, including Chris.

Contact

If you are Chris Wofford and you want this page changed or removed, contact your friends directly. You know how to reach us. We're the ones who made this.